by Thedude $_76 October 2, 2019

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.
Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
by misterjoe October 30, 2013

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
by Mischooti March 25, 2019
