Senior officer

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.

He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Senioritis

Seniorities is when you have a shit ton of group meetings to do and exams to study for but you decide to get drunk and bring home flowers, chairs and buses

Fuck senioritis I'm gonna go kirvacation in Bali for a week and then remember I have an exam last minute

by Aveeveeeee April 19, 2017

Senioritis

An rare mental disease that brings on symptoms of laziness, incompetence, and a general lack of awareness.

'Man have you seen Emily lately?'
'No bro she caught Senioritis'

by Capphilips July 25, 2019

senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019