When you're hitting the bong and you accidentally suck up bong water. Bong water that is spit out as a result of satan's straw is referred to as satan's spit
by Camokaze May 22, 2017
Get the satan's strawmug. A moral Panic that was instigated heavily by Christian/Catholic Televangelists that Persecuted and falsely accused Satanists of crimes they didn't commit and fear mongered against Satanism and Satanists, especially Theistic Satanists!
Even though The Satanic Panic occurred in the 80s and 90s, some argue that this event and its effects never truelly ended as yet in history.
Even to this very day, Satanists and Satanism, are persecuted, misrepresented in public media such as TV and movies. Especially Theistic Satanism!
Real Satanists, regardless of weither they are Theistic or Athiestic, are not violent or harmful in anyway! Satanists DO NOT do sacrifices or harm humans or animals!
But no, Satanism is a nonviolent belief system with a very dark looking asthetic and beliefs that are very differing to Christianity and Catholicism!
But ask yourselves a question: who benefits from other people fearing and or Hating Satanists and Satanism?
Definitely not Satanists! Over the years, many Satanists have been persecuted and many temples or churchs related to Lucifarianism and or Satanism have been the casualties of violent protests (think People throwing chairs and Christian/ Catholic Statues through the window) and Arsons.
Satanists are often verbally abused, harassed, and threatened by Christian and Catholic Extremists if they make their beliefs known!
Rather, Christians and Catholics, Particularly the more Extremist benefit from this hatred and misplaced fear of Satanists.
Even though The Satanic Panic occurred in the 80s and 90s, some argue that this event and its effects never truelly ended as yet in history.
Even to this very day, Satanists and Satanism, are persecuted, misrepresented in public media such as TV and movies. Especially Theistic Satanism!
Real Satanists, regardless of weither they are Theistic or Athiestic, are not violent or harmful in anyway! Satanists DO NOT do sacrifices or harm humans or animals!
But no, Satanism is a nonviolent belief system with a very dark looking asthetic and beliefs that are very differing to Christianity and Catholicism!
But ask yourselves a question: who benefits from other people fearing and or Hating Satanists and Satanism?
Definitely not Satanists! Over the years, many Satanists have been persecuted and many temples or churchs related to Lucifarianism and or Satanism have been the casualties of violent protests (think People throwing chairs and Christian/ Catholic Statues through the window) and Arsons.
Satanists are often verbally abused, harassed, and threatened by Christian and Catholic Extremists if they make their beliefs known!
Rather, Christians and Catholics, Particularly the more Extremist benefit from this hatred and misplaced fear of Satanists.
Person 1: "why are so many Satanists that have seen on TV portrayed as violent? I met a Satanist once, and that person was a peiceful person and they did non of the stuff that's portrayed on television."
Person 2: "Thats mainely due to something that happened in the 80s and 90s called The Satanic Panic. This was when Satanists where falsely accused of crimes they didn't commit. Satanists are still persecuted even to this day because of this widespread moral panic,"
Person 1: "Oh. What started The Satanic Panic?"
Person 2: Christian and Catholic televangelists and extremists spreading widespread fear mongering and panic about Satanists, in an attempt to grow their own numbers."
Person 1:"That Sucks!"
Person 2: "Thats mainely due to something that happened in the 80s and 90s called The Satanic Panic. This was when Satanists where falsely accused of crimes they didn't commit. Satanists are still persecuted even to this day because of this widespread moral panic,"
Person 1: "Oh. What started The Satanic Panic?"
Person 2: Christian and Catholic televangelists and extremists spreading widespread fear mongering and panic about Satanists, in an attempt to grow their own numbers."
Person 1:"That Sucks!"
by Starfire16 February 5, 2022
Get the the Satanic Panicmug. "Dude, after I was done giving her Satan's Handshake it looked like a lower-case "i" down there."
"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."
"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."
by SuperHappyJim January 10, 2015
Get the Satan's Handshakemug. JOS: A Hitler cult of Satanic Christians and Christian Satanists who can't tell the difference between Jesus and Satan. They are scared of bees and angels. They confuse fiction with fact and vice versa. They can't tell the difference between ancient deities and goetic demons. They worship aliens and hate all Jews but Zecharia Sitchin who wrote the JOS bible. The JOS Priest and Priestess pretend to be psychic and powerful to impress angry rebellious teenagers who hate their parents.
by Satanic Jesus April 6, 2006
Get the Joy of Satanmug. by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009
Get the satan's snowmug. the correct spelling of "satin's hair lip." (god knows what that person thinks this means.) another term for "glint," a street drug made by mixing household chemicals and applied to the lips, at least according to amy sedaris.
by bookworm17 November 8, 2011
Get the satan's harelipmug. A stick decorated with the top of a deer skull posted on the top, a bandana wrapped around the skull, and barbed wire strechiung the length of the stick. Used to scare stupid, ignorant campers at the hunting lodge at Philmont, NM.
Dude, I just scared this hiker shitless. Seriously. When he saw the satan stick, he just shat himself.
by kinslayer990 July 23, 2006
Get the Satan stickmug.