Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Ruby Wilks

Very ugly on the outside and inside but she smells like fish. Farts in my bed and is a very hungry piggy all the time. However she can make some good babies with her husband Tyler Redhead and her teeth are so yellow the traffic lights could never. She is a set 3 and 4 student and spend all her timeshagging her dog and lost her virginity to a bowl of chicken noodles. And she can't get a man if she stuck her left finger into a rabbits arsehole and suck the nits out of her hair. But she's still a skinny legend with a decent fashion taste and alright at makeup but still smells like my dogs left bollock

Person 1: That girl smelt so fishy and yummy today i better keep her away from my boyfriend

Kenzy: No point she's so ugly the boys all turn into stone from over a mile away

Ruby: What are you guys talking about

Kenzy:You were with us the whole time dumbass set 7 of course you're such a Ruby Wilks

by kenzyhasbabyfleasinhermouth December 29, 2019

Ruby

Ruby is a someone that will make you blush. Ruby is kind and beautiful. Just like the stone, they have ties to love, passion, and raw emotion. Their eyes are almost always ones you can get lost in. Their features are unique and can turn a close friend into a lover. They have a laugh that can give someone butterflies. One might see them in class, walking down the street, or in a grocery store, and just from that one glance, one might get infatuated. Their personality is memorable. They have a sense of humor unlike no other, one that will make you laugh silently until your cheeks turn a bright tomato red. Although being like-able among others, it’s hard for them to be like-able among themselves. Their own mind can be their downfall. Sometimes they can get lost in their own head and feel that theres no way out. Their friends are the people that help them deal with their struggles. If you know a ruby who’s all of these things, cherish them and love them, they’ll appreciate it <3

Oh and one more thing; Ruby’s are hella gay

“Ruby is a fun person to be around, they always make me laugh.”

by ._Lover November 22, 2021

Ruby

ruby a sexy uwu legend. she love Papi norris and is a #catchmeknuckleslegend ruby is a Papi norris idol figure and will be a star papa in there next life

Man 1: who's that girl who jumped in the white van
Girl 1: Thats ruby

by papnorrislover renee February 5, 2022

rubies

Taking something too far. The word itself comes from crossing the line, using the analogy of "crossing the rubicon."

I still can't believe the senior prank at school last year. straight rubies.

by hypøcrates December 9, 2019

Ruby

Ruby is kind, intelligent brave, and smart. And she always cares for others. Often times she can be shy, but you'd find it cute if you met her. If she were reading this right now, I would say, Ruby, I like you. And I've liked other people in the past, but not like this. Not with a stranger, and I was hoping, if you feel the same way, you and I could go on a date some time. Ruby will be your soulmate forever because even if you do not know her well, she'll be kind to you, and faithful. Because that's the kind of person she is. Faultless, fearless, and perfect.

Ruby and I went to a party, and she made me feel like I belonged.

by violahi February 2, 2022

the rubies that I gave up

When you are in a relationship and lose your closest friends because of it. // When you give up your rubies for a relationship that is doomed to fail.

"When we got together, everything was so perfect and now everything is going bad and I think about everything I gave up for him. All my friends - all the rubies that I gave up.“

by fionashaw March 10, 2023