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condoleeza rice

The small discharge that sometimes happens after a long session of anal, except a few hours later, and unexpectedly.
Patty: "I was just sitting there watching TV and all the sudden I farted and it was a condoleeza rice of a time in my panties."
Friend: "At least you get anal."
by Sallys April 19, 2006
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rice dream

An asian female as referred to by, typically, non asian men. Usually is used as term to tease a male interested in asian women.
Dude, there is your rice dream walking right there.
by MightyYur September 22, 2005
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Boiled Rice

A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.
Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.
by Snizbob July 6, 2007
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Rice Hunting

When one goes out looking for rice in a car that is obscenely or stupid fast. Than u stalk the prey and when the moment is right, you fly by them doing at least 100 mph...this lets them know "you wanna go" or race...than you race them, beat them, and as u are winning you slowly extend ur middle finger either out the sunroof or window of the car.
"Last night i went out in the GT rice hunting..."
by birde January 25, 2007
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Rice Burner

A peice of shit vehicle that:

1: Boys think will help them get laid.

2: Sounds like a pissed of Bumble Bee.

3. Is fucking useless in what the kids nowadays call "races".

4: Boys think they know what there doing under the hood of it but fuck up and dont know how to fix it.

5: Boys think that working on the body of it counts as actually "working" on it.

6: People think that they are apart of the 'Need For Speed' scene.
*Rice Burner rolls by*

Damn...my weedeater sounds better than that.
by Rackal June 26, 2009
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Rice Rage

1. Similar to road rage, only affecting those who drive crappy import vehicles and domestic vehicles (such as the Dodge Neon) that appear to have import-like qualities.

2. When an individual with an import drives over-aggressively on public roads to show off his rice driving skills.

3. When an individual driving a ricer angrily cuts off domestic vehicles in traffic in fits of childish jealousy.
Fredrick drives like a moron because he is angry that he owns a Dodge Neon with a body kit, instead of a real muscle car. He has rice rage.

Did you see that jerk-off in that Honda Civic with all those stickers cut us off? He must have rice rage.
by Fluffy The Rhino May 11, 2009
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rice liar

An assclown who claims he has modified his car when he really hasn't, or lies about mods he currently has installed on his ride.
When Civic99si_07 from customcivics.com said he had a B18C5 with a turbo we all lauged at his rice liar ass!
by eerie May 12, 2004
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