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Redneck Retard

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.
Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.
by lex m April 5, 2012
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Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.
Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.
by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007
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Retarded

Physical or Mentally Disabled, not An idiot or stupid.
all these results, HORRIBLE people never stand up for people with disabilities. stop calling people retarded

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Stand up, and help millions of people, thank you
My brother is retarded and has autism
by CyanCaden January 17, 2018
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Midnight Retardation

Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.

You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
Damn that midnight retardation be hitting hard.
I like dolplins as well.
by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022
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Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)
Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.
by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016
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retard strong

When somebody is unexpectedly quite physically strong. Everyone knew of the kids in highschool with down syndrome, which were incorrectly referred to as 'retarded'. Many of these kids are physically stronger than would be expected. Most of us have witnessed an event where one of these kids got in a phyiscal altercation with someone (or someTHING), whether based out of an argument or just horsing around, and the kid was surprisingly powerful.. probably stronger than anyone else at the school.
This is known as being Retard-strong.
(Term also found in the movie Clerks2, during the car ride scene back from the go-kart track)
Wow, that Billy is Retard strong!
by Flek January 5, 2007
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Complete Retard

Mr. Garrison: “ What’s 5x2?”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”
by YourTypicalTeenager October 27, 2017
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