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Russell, Ontario

Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned

Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 4, 2024
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Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
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Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it
Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her
by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019
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connor russell

literally a totall baddass

best person in the wrld

one of my best friends <3
I would tell Connor Russell anything.
by Daveyyy999 February 18, 2022
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Miss Russell

O my Miss Russell is so kind heart, nice, smart and over all the best. to be honest you need Miss Russell us a teacher she just amazing. She alway put other people before herself which is just so nice.if your reading this Miss Russell you have done a great job at teaching us.
I wish Miss Russell was my teacher!!!!!
by happhorse October 21, 2020
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Russell ball

Boyfriend to many, satisfies none
Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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Russel

An asexual, white, overweight male who bullies special needs kids for a living.
Russel ate 2 whole vegan pizzas in one sitting.
by pseudoscene June 16, 2020
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