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Roosterfish

A euphemism for when you can't say "cocksucker(s)." Typically used around mixed company or elder relatives you don't want to offend. Originates from Rooster (cock) and a suckerfish. Useful because the same word can apply to singular or plural targets.
"Did you hear what Jeff did yesterday?"
"No, what?"
"He went up to a guy in a wheelchair and started skipping around him, and then ran off."
<easily offended person walks into the room>
"What a roosterfish!"

<Reading mail with company over, IRS says you have to pay in this year>
"Roosterfish!"
by Roy3030 February 6, 2012
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Coffee Roaster

Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.
Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?
by gngrtbag January 9, 2011
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roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...
"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"
by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009
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Roopter-Doopter

Roopter-Doopter - The act of doing something entirely random or amazing to make people laugh or gasp in awe of your awesomeness.
(2 men are waiting to cross a busy street)
Guy 1: Dammit I missed the light.
Guy 2: RRRROOOOOOOOPPPPTTTTEEEERRRR-DOOOOOOOPPPPTTTEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jumps into traffic*
Guy 1: Huh, nice "roopter-doopter". Sweet the light's green! *walks by the now crippled Guy 2*
by X11BloodyLoverX11 January 22, 2011
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Roosturd

Dude, don't step in the roosturd!
by Scrabble Master Mel April 24, 2011
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Rosterbate

A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.
Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.
by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016
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Robster the lobster

A legend at any FPS game usually said when complimenting a god player
by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX April 1, 2017
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