pooter queef

When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear

Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef

by Pooplips November 27, 2018

Thunder Queef

A queef that is as loud as thunder. Can also be used to describe someone who queefs like thunder. Usually a very sexually active girl with a loose vagina.

Ex 1: I heard Greg's girl lets crazy thunder queefs out after sex.

Ex 2: Sterla you are one slutty thunder queef!!!

by GOO June 3, 2005

anal queefs

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt

“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”

by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021

queef disbelief

This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.

We all stopped in queef disbelief and stared at Brianna after she let one rip.

by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

Sour Queef

1. A sour smelling vagina fart. Usually occurs during or after sex, and/or to a person with vaginal odor.

2. Used to negatively describe something, I.E a bad date, a failing grade, etc.

1. "During sex, she had a sour queef" "Damn! That's disgusting bro"
2. "I failed physics this semester." "Damn bro, what a sour queef."

by MarissaAngie July 18, 2014

horse queef

a starting hand of Q 8 in texas hold em.

Dave takes the pot with a beautiful horse queef.

by Sounds Good To Me May 14, 2018

cheesy queef

a cheesy queef is where a boy in a sexual activity decides to spread in a wide motion and begin to ‘queef’ aka fart out of there winky woo and it smells of cheese

‘hey ollie let me cheesy queef in ur bum hole’ - says sam mupondi

‘mmhmm what does that mean sam camel toe fishy queef’ - says ollie higgins

‘read the definition on urban dictionary and come here, bend over ;)’ - says sam mupondi

by aimee and sydney July 14, 2021