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phong

anything toward the negative side.
what in blue PHONG is that??

god that kid is such a phonggat!
by Vince March 13, 2004
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plongeur

a)

n.

A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.

Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.

The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.

b)

Some boring submarine no one cares about.
a)

"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."

b)

"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
by Skip Sex July 20, 2008
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Extreme Ping Pong

A game almost identical to Ping Pong, except when a player wins a point they are allowed to hit the ball as hard as possible at the opponents bare stomach, often resulting in circular welts.
Brandon: Damn! what are all those circles on your chest?!

Jacob: I lost a few games of Extreme Ping Pong last night...
by Coolcow379 April 15, 2009
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poongoo

dont get stuck in the poongoo
by jess2728 October 7, 2005
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Prongdangle

When your tool is literally "off the job"; due to some nasty socially spreadable disease.
"What about poor old E-Monster - got a bad dose of the clap, bet his prong's gonna be doing nothing more than dangling at the moment - Poor Prongdangle".
by AJT67 September 2, 2007
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pongwong

A way to say penguin that really isn't used unless you're drunk.
Kitten: DEAR HITLER, I AIN'T NO PONGWONG. DUN SENZ MI 2 DA GASH CHAMBERZ!~
by datfatguyuno May 2, 2009
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string pong

A quid pro quo conversational email that is personal in nature and takes place during the work day. Often a practice in one-upmanship.
Dude, our string pong match yesterday at work was awesome! Your subject headings were boss.
by bossette June 20, 2007
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