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put you on tv

to kill someone and then the tv reports it

Slim Jesus Uses It In "The Race" Remix
when we find him, we'll put him on tv
put him on tv, put you on tv
by Lil Blimp October 3, 2017
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Putting the Chicken in the Recycling

A phrase three genius college students who were subpar men. The action of placing a chicken in the recycling occurs when a heterosexual male inserts his cock into a woman’s anal cavity. Simalar to anal, actually the exact same, the phrase came to be thanks to the thought of something being where is shouldn’t be, yet still being funny.
Putting the chicken in the recycling

“Bro you should’ve been there, she was all like, “I soberly give you consent, just don’t put it in my ass.” And I was like don’t worry I don’t put the chicken in the recycling on the lords day.”
by PuTci August 21, 2020
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put that in the pussy bank

When a guy finds a new move in the bedroom that produces a positive reaction in a girl. Usually said by one bro to another bro.
"Brah, I'm telling you, it was golden! She was totally into it. Put that in the pussy bank, bro"
by HeardNSeen November 27, 2016
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Put on Foot Patrol

1. To work a job which involves walking or standing for the full duration of the shift.

2. To make someone walk to their destination, particularly if they are in your car or home.
1. five-o got put on foot patrol, Britney ain't finding a john tonight.

2. A: How'd you and Britney go last night?
B: She's a tease, so I put her on foot patrol in the middle of The 101.
by Intwit November 22, 2011
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Put it in my ass

When a wife is having sex with her husband and wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, she will typically instruct him to put it in her ass.

This expression has come over into everyday usage as a way of expressing urgency or impatience, when you want to take charge of a situation and bring it to a swift end. Especially useful when the action that needs to be taken is blatantly obvious to everyone involved.
Ugh, you've been hogging the drinking fountain for entirely too long. Just put it in my ass, already!

Robert, your work on the Henderson file has been spectacular. However, our deadline is looming, and you still need to interview four witnesses. If we're going to win this case, you need to step up and put it in my ass.

This has been great, but I've only got five minutes until my lunch break is over. Put it in my ass!
by Valentino Peoria April 22, 2017
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I'll put that on the backlog

a friendly way of telling someone to go f*** yourself, typically used in software development requirements negotiation.
TOM: Hey Bob, is it possible for the application to do wiz-bang?

BOB: Everything's possible Tom. I'll put that on the backlog.
by mbrevoort August 14, 2011
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put up a shelf

My wife had a headache last night, so I put up a shelf
by lxb112 August 11, 2010
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