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Princess muff

When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.
I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!

Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
by Therealestmuff January 26, 2015
mugGet the Princess muffmug.

Princess Money

The money that your wife or girlfriend makes from her well-paying job, that she does not contribute to the household, and by not contributing forces you, the husband or boyfriend, to pay all bills.
How is Jim so broke all the item don't he and his wife both make really good money? Yeah but Jim's wife sticks him with all the bills, so he never has any. Oh right she got her princess money, but Jim's the one who has to pay.
by hel112570 August 12, 2015
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Princess Wifey

1. She is the head boss of her household. The C.E.O. of her family house and life.
2. She is the only female who resides in home. And her boys bow down to her they know mom rules the roost.

3.She is treated with the utmost respect like royalty. they all bow down to her in fear of the monster she becomes when things dont go her way.

4. She is kind, caring and empathetic. Always forgiving.

5. She is a strong woman who doesnt take anybodys shit.

6. She can be a handful though.

7. She is smart and sexy.beauty shines from inside out. Woman are usually jealous of her and most men want to be with her.

8.your lucky if you have a princess wifey in your life cherish her, give her all the attention she craves.whatever you dont try to pull one over on her or betray her.

9. She tends to over exaggerate emotions. She s takes empathy to a new level. She genuinely cares about others.
10. She is young at heart. Gets bored easily. Loves adventure. Is spontaneous. Unpredictable & Mysterious. Hard to "get her" but completely irresistible. You wont be able to get enough. You will get addicted to her.

11.Fake is one thing she is not. What you see is what you get. Some love her and others hate her.

12.She is loyal. She is one you would want to go to war beside not against.

13. Remember this... When angered... She will chew you up, gargle, spit you out and then curb stomp you. (Not literally she couldnt hurt a fly)
A Princess wifey is spoiled like a princess but she rules like the Queen and she knows it and loves it.
by PrincessWifey11 March 28, 2019
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princess nipples

Nipples that are pinky and smaller in size
You have classic Princess nipples babe, i can look at them all day
by Fvcking June 22, 2016
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Ice Princess

"A chick who is cold hearted, vicious, prude.
"I cant get the hook up the girl is an Ice Princess"
by Andi June 10, 2006
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Princess Wave

To insert your hand in a woman's pussy and/or ass and rotate in a "princess wave" like motion
Yo son that girl was so loose I gave her the princess wave.
by Phatsax7 November 23, 2009
mugGet the Princess Wavemug.

princess poop

When you take a big shit but when you wipe your ass its completely clean.
“Yo my patient had a massive code brown, but when I wiped them they were completely clean.”

“Nice they had a princess poop!”
by Markski619 December 31, 2017
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