polish stinker

an act where two lovers are engaged in sexual intercourse, decide to spread their own feces over each other in a passionate way

"cindy got so horny last night she wanted me to give her a polish stinker"

"did you do it dude?"

"cause homie that bitch got stunk out"

by McBeast.com November 21, 2009

Polish qtip

A sexual act where a man performs anal sex with a woman, right before climax the man pulls out and ejaculates in her ear.

I was banging this Broad, right before I nutted I pulled out and nutted in her ear. I gave her a polish Qtip.

by Fatbastid November 27, 2006

Polish Kneelock

when a man is recieving oral sex or a hand job, he locks his knees with his legs completely straight in order to force the ejaculation out.

"this girl was blowing me but her parents were in the next room, so i had to use the polish kneelock to speed up the process

by Beauhawk March 12, 2008

Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009

Pokish

Pokish is a bad form of English used on Chat program and Developed by Pokeon's bad typos! It also include his bad grammar

tihnk, tlaking, teh, adn, etc

by Pokeon October 20, 2004

polishing the bayonet

Another expression for Male masturbation

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.

by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005

Polish Popsicle

when a really awesome or dumb girl tells you to cum inside of her with a condom on, who proceeds to take the condom off and slurps all of the jizzum out, or onto into herself, whether its her mouth, face, esophagus and/or stomach.

Hey guys, last night this dumb ass bitch wanted to take a Polish Popsicle, so I came into my condom and dripped that shit all down her face and mouth!!!!

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010