“Sorry can you remove the meat on that”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”
by Judgeyjudy May 20, 2022
Get the plant forwardmug. 
when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021
Get the plant sexmug. a fail involving a chair
1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while
yawning)
*chair collapses
boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"
2- boy 1- "i need a rest"
*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the
ground
"aww man, i just chair planted"
3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"
*walks over but trips on chair leg
"owww, damnit my nose"
yawning)
*chair collapses
boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"
2- boy 1- "i need a rest"
*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the
ground
"aww man, i just chair planted"
3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"
*walks over but trips on chair leg
"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009
Get the chair plantmug. by HammerPavel July 31, 2017
Get the to Plantmug. Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
Get the Love thy plantsmug. 