Plant

To forcibly shove 3-4 batons or sticks in someones anus as a form of pleasure.

Dang i'm low key trying to Plant her.

by HelloAfrica January 17, 2017

chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

to Plant

Elite:Dangerous slang
to Plant means to (sub-target and) shoot a ship's powerplant.

his shields were regening, i had to aim fast to plant the bastard

by HammerPavel July 31, 2017

bullet planting

A scam which is popular in the Philippines. It is basically a scam that you put bullets in bags of people in the airport so that the victim will be arrested because security saw it.

Scammers were bullet planting in Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.

by moosyude January 10, 2016

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

plant gang

a slang word used by people who like or play as the plants inside video games such as piranha plant (super smash brothers ultimate) wormwood (don't starve together) or plantera (terraria)

holy cannoli, i like piranha plant too, plant gang!!!!

by paper horse filled with candy March 5, 2023