Riley Penny

A stupid goofy ahh man in grade 8.

Riley Penny is goofy

by BUNGERBUNGERBUNGERBUNGERBUNGER May 19, 2023

Penny Press

A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.

“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”

by BluePug May 27, 2022

Daniel Penny Effect

The phenomenon observed where bystanders will ignore, film or otherwise not get involved in an emergency or life threatening situation involving innocent people out of fear of legal prosecution or physical harm.

First referenced by news outlets in the aftermath of a woman on a NYC subway getting burned alive by an illegal migrant.

"Invoking fears of legal backlash, the Daniel Penny Effect loomed large as bystanders watched helplessly during a horrifying Brooklyn subway attack where a woman was set on fire."

by average_daffy_duck December 26, 2024

Penny Jar

A term used to describe urban areas with a high concentration of poor blacks

Keep away from that penny jar at night if you don't want to be mugged.

by marylincoln April 10, 2011

Penny catcher

When someone bends over and you see the little slit of the top of their butt crack, named after its perfect size to fit a coin

"oi oi I just caught a glimpse of your penny catcher"

by JJB1234 April 10, 2022

pennis

An online exchange of dick pics between two gay people, who are in love with each other
(like tennis, but with dicks)

Oh, Mark and Rob are playing pennis again

Quit playing pennis and go out with him already!

by cassettechan December 21, 2024

Penny D.

Someone who brings their sister a thanksgiving meal when they’re sick.

She’s being such a Penny D.

by JesusChristDaGod November 25, 2021