The Black Patrick

“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”

Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings

by Black_Patrick February 7, 2023

Patrick Bloodgood

Patrick Bloodgood all around cool dude very cool, calm, and laid back. Loves family, friends, and the female population. Has a very big heart will do just about anything for anybody however if you piss him off there will be no more chances.

I am such a patrick I love having fun and flirting with all these major hotties. Damn you know you want that studmuffin Patrick Bloodgood.

by mike seaver February 4, 2010

patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yoooo lets get patrick shwavy up in this bitch

by kinda bad person December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

Yoooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by bbbbbbbbbbbbbruh December 16, 2019

patrick bebe

patrick bebe with his plastic freebie

you got patrick bebe'd

by hazelad January 19, 2021

polish patrick

An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.

Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.

Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.

by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017

Donovan Patrick

Fucking ASSHOLE.

Don't be like Donovan Patrick, that would make you a YUGE ASSHOLE bro

by Mr. Morningstar July 8, 2021