Parker’s are girls dream guys! He can usually get any girl he wants! He can be a fucking lit af guy and if someone punched you and he is your friend he will knock there ass out cold! They are great boyfriends and are great in bed! There dicks are huge and you would have to be a daredevil to take it on! In conclusion parker’s are great
“Here how that girl died? Heard it was cause of parker’s cock”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”
by ☠️ April 26, 2019
Get the parker mug.From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.
Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke
Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds
Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles
Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!
Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds
Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles
Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!
by That's_fucking_cliché April 27, 2019
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Parker is a terrible person that is a man ho and try’s to cheat on u with ur best friend but they reject him because he is super ugly ,has a dry personality, and oh yeah is dating ur friend
Girls friend:adds Parker on sc
Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him
Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him
by Fuck parker May 9, 2019
Get the Parker mug.He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
Get the Parker French mug.What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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