The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.
by Royhame, Williams May 8, 2008
Get the PG (Parental Guidance)mug. A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.
Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."
Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."
Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"
by prettypenny December 15, 2012
Get the Part-Time Parentmug. by FurrySanta November 23, 2016
Get the parents using snapchatmug. what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both
by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018
Get the ur parent lgbtmug. Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!
by ChanclaLord December 13, 2020
Get the Divorced parents cardmug. Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!
by Tripple G August 8, 2012
Get the Parental Guy Dancemug. 
Get the co-parent-in-lawmug.