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Panic!

Fall Out Boy is a good band but if I had to pick a favorite id choose Panic!
by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018
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Panic! at the Disco

AKA "I'm a 14 year old girl and my parents hate me"
14 year old girl: "I love Panic! at the Disco!"

"Do your parents hate you?"

14 year old girl: "Yes, how did you know?'
by ni:b::b:er August 17, 2018
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april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family
How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom
by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018
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Panic Breeds

A breed that panics a lot. An example of a panic breed would be someone named alex or zach.
The panic breeds like to panic.
by X turtles October 6, 2018
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Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.
Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe
by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018
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Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."
by Zachschway June 9, 2018
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Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
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