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PG (Parental Guidance)

The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.
Dude! Watch your language. PG (Parental Guidance)is in the room!
by Royhame, Williams May 8, 2008
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Part-Time Parent

A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.
Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."

Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"
by prettypenny December 15, 2012
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step-up parent

A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.

A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
I'm here to pick up my son from the nurses office, I'm his step-up parent.
by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017
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ur parent lgbt

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both
by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018
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Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.
Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!
by ChanclaLord December 13, 2020
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parents using snapchat

Actual life-sucking torture
Nathan:My teacher gave me homework over the summer.
Scott:Yo that's like my parents using snapchat
by FurrySanta November 23, 2016
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horrible pet parent

When a “pet parent” forgets their pets zodiac sign.
She thought her idiot dog was a Leo when he was actually a Virgo because she is a horrible pet parent.
by josephbiden69 August 24, 2021
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