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puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.
Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!
by Pugboners March 8, 2017
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puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs
puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay
by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
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space puppy

Where you swing your dick around in 0 gravity then stopping, causing it to slowly orbit your balls
by handlemybar May 23, 2018
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puppy hotel

The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.
"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"

"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."
by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017
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Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.
Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!
by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008
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Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.
We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.
by LeeHB June 4, 2017
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Discord Puppy

A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.
Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!
by RinzuDoesWha? April 29, 2022
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