pirate chick

a female pirate, the most dangerous kind of pirate

Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.

Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!

by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018

Power Pirate

An individual who hijacks electricity or internet access.

Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.

Marco: What a power pirate!

by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009

piratical emoticon

Emoticons with only one eye, commonly the piratical smiley .)

.) .( .-) -_ are all examples of piratical emoticons

by yzb3 September 4, 2012

sperm pirate

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.

Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.

by Cynthia H. January 2, 2009

angry pirate

Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away

"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"

by Whit3 September 10, 2018

Soap Pirates

A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.

Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?

by Maxwell House November 2, 2018

Super Pirate

Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.

I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!

by marshalb July 30, 2009