bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 01, 2022

Pen-ultimate Spew

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)

There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.

Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.

by Budgreen January 17, 2014

clicked a pen

An idiom, generally used when referring to teachers, describes when a person looks extremely mad at someone else or yourself, and they (in their head) "click a pen", ready to write someone up, or explode on the offender later.

Did you see the way Mr. Rogers was looking at me? He totally just clicked a pen in his head.

by BlockBusterNG February 26, 2022

I dun been to da pen, fill me?

A muhfucka dass been to prison and back. Usually said when you tryna front on folks.

''Ey, shut up. I dun been to da pen, fill me?''

by HarryPotterIsTheNewE40 December 06, 2020

Grady/Pen Eater

The Grady/Pen Eater is a tall and wide thing. It survives on pen ink and it always carries the N word in its pocket. Is you see one and comes charging at you, don't worry it is bad at fighting so if you punch it, it will cry while holding its nose. This a very scary species.

The Grady/Pen Eater is weaker than a majikarp

by NoWayNoHow December 18, 2019

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

sub pen

A moist location in which to store your submarine

I’d like to park my sub in her sub pen

by FKNCVNT5 September 01, 2018