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Old Kaka

Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
Watch out for the Old Kaka when you go down.
by Ben (sans companion) January 31, 2005
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Old Salt

Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.
SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.
by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018
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Old Fashion

When a female strokes the male genitalia. Otherwise know as a handjob.
Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
by RandomEpic February 18, 2011
mugGet the Old Fashionmug.

Old Zealand

a state in Netherlands
yes, THAT IS OLD ZEALAND
Guy 1: If there is a New Zealand, where is old zealand
Guy 2: its in the Netherlands
by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022
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Old Jazz

To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.
James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."
by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021
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Old heel

An insult to women between 40 and 60
by Grewtanker September 14, 2019
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Old Cock

When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed
Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.
by OwDo May 12, 2021
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