corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.

"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"

by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011

corn cave

When a gay male sticks corn up his anus.

And I couldn't find anything to use, so I pulled a corn cave.

by Sdrubyd May 5, 2015

Hold Corn

British Slang equivalent of taking an L

I hope you hold corn like I do

by Ol Steve October 6, 2023

Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.

"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"

by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021

corn stinker

your asshole, dipshit.

my corn stinker feels like shit bro

by urmumgay420bigcockdarrel June 2, 2021

corn cone

1. Popcorn (or creamed corn) served in a paper cone, similar to a large sno-cone
2. Candy corn, a chalky confection
3. Orange traffic cones
4. Corn pones which take a conical shape when fried
5. Starch-rich cornmeal sold in large conical bags

I'll have chicken-fried steak with a side of corn cone.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick

Hey willy boi nice Candy corn

by wally dude September 17, 2018