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english omelette

A sexual act involving one man, three women, and a 7 year old dog. Nearly impossible to perform, unless one is a gymnast.
Hey Timothy, did you see that web clip of tht dog doing an english omelette to those girls and that guy?
by Ralph Metzner November 25, 2007
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cheese omelet

Exactly the same as an Emeril, but it involves using smegma instead of semen.
I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since she was playing hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames with me.
by Tomek December 15, 2004
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omesh

The Greatest human in the world. Super sexy. Smart and very very bool
Jackson you look a lot like omesh today
by Andrew Shamma February 13, 2017
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Omen

describes cannabis also known as weed, erb, and ganja.
yo man, where can I get some Omen around here
by ferrari stu May 27, 2011
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Dutch Omelete

The act of having a female companion give a blow job to one male counterpart and a handjob to the other male while under the covers and being dutchovened by both males. This is a remix of the popular dutch oven.
I was blowing Dom and jerkin off Greg when they both farted and made a Dutch Omelete.
by Blumpking2 August 16, 2008
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Omega Male

Omega males are the polar opposite of alpha males.

They are usually introverted, socially awkward, and have difficulties making friends with those who aren't other omegas (or the occasional beta male).

Omegas are often submissive in the few social situations they end up in, but this quality can be very endearing to some, meaning that under the right circumstances they can gain close-knit friendships with alpha males.
Surprisingly, omegas also have a lot of luck with women, as their good listening skills make them ideal partners.
An omega male with an alpha friend can definitely meet the right person to date much faster and easier than any sigma, gamma, or beta male can.
The alpha introduces the omega, and all the omega has to do is have a nice conversation with his partner.
Usually, nerdier women who are interested in anime, video games, comic books/movies like the Marvel cinematic universe, or TV shows like Supernatural, Sherlock, or Dr. Who are the most open to the possibility of dating an omega male, although there are many others who find the idea of an omega appealing.
In more intimate scenarios, omega males will find that the best way to be pleased is if their partners are the ones in control of the situation.
However, this results in absolutely mind-blowing sex, with women (and some men) knowing that "omega" means a wonderful night in.
"Hey, you're sitting all by yourself and you look so tired, are you alright?" Ruby asked.
"Nah, he's just an omega," said the alpha male, ruffling the omega male's hair.
"Oh... in that case... you doing anything later, omega? I can tell you're a guy of good breeding..."
by OmegaMaleThrowaway July 17, 2021
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omegle

chatroulette for ugly, creepy-looking, and/or old people.
You: hey!
Creepy old ugly Stranger on omegle: ASL!?!!?!! LOOKING FOR TEEN GIRL W. WEBCAM
by Masar February 22, 2010
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