An unreasonable philosophy usually developed through puberty in adolescent males, that one may never be truly happy with their lives without a significant other.
This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.
This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.
Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.
This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.
Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
A: Life sucks, man. If only I had a girlfriend.
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
by izzthekid February 27, 2022
Get the Single Syndromemug. Usually confused with single-parent, which you arent, if you gettin that support money are are raising the kid(s) with the other parent.
You arent a single-mother, youre a single-person ya pleeb.
"Not a single mother, you're a single mom, trick"
"Not a single mother, you're a single mom, trick"
by JesusDevil February 10, 2019
Get the Single-Personmug. Me and other
Me and other people can relate that being single means we don't want anyone or that anyone want us. Also not having a lover and has a fear of being cheated on.
by anonymous November 28, 2021
Get the Singlemug. student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.
student B: just single cheek it.
student B: just single cheek it.
by the-P.I.C November 11, 2010
Get the single cheek itmug. 
by limeonade June 15, 2022
Get the single use paper-formulatedmug. by female woman January 11, 2023
Get the Single Pringlemug.