by hpbreath July 12, 2009
Get the werewolf countrymug. Country Music, the Ass Cheese of Music, wishes it could be as great as Heavy Metal. Sadly this is one of the stupidest types of music.
by TheRussianTurkey May 30, 2018
Get the Country Musicmug. When a rural family owns their land outright, with no mortgage.
Other aspects of their standard of living may be variable, but Country rich families are the nobility of Hillbilly culture.
Other aspects of their standard of living may be variable, but Country rich families are the nobility of Hillbilly culture.
by Tallboy Wolf March 30, 2022
Get the Country richmug. "Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. worst fucking genre of music ever. if you listen to this, you 100% fuck your brothers and sisters lol
by nihhers February 13, 2022
Get the Country Musicmug. Imaginary expectation of what a girl from some shithole in the middle of nowhere is like. They are just average teenage girls that will never be anything more than a fat housewife in the future, which the "country boy" will settle for. They are exactly like the "basic" bitches found in the city only they claim to be tomboys and join in backwoods activities such as mudding, bonfiring and hunting and only actually go once or twice. These girls commonly boast about being country on social network sites and apps such as Facebook, instagram and Twitter. They also listen to shitty modern pop-country music and bring a radio everywhere they go because they absolutely HAVE to listen to it every day. Around the age of 25-26 the constant alcohol intake gets to them and they begin to gain weight, also around this time they dont mention being "country" anymore and begin to have children to complete the cycle.
by DouchebagOnInternet September 2, 2013
Get the Country Girlmug. The ability to cope, mentally and physically, with the sexual abuse that occurs within families living in rural areas, those that profess to live the "country" lifestyle, or listen to country music.
Person 1 "Brad seems to be doing okay after that incident with his brother" Person 2 "Yeah, he's country strong. But I heard they had to put the horse down."
by Prof. Gonzo June 13, 2011
Get the Country Strongmug.