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Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
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Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.
Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.
by Buttcrunch January 18, 2009
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mya is a nose

mya is a nose
by that little reggid March 12, 2019
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nose baby

A baby from the nostrills
Where did you come from
I'm a nose baby
by Nose hold December 1, 2016
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nose helmet

When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging
Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...
by yumeko April 23, 2011
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nose snack

A bogey,

A booger,

A tasty green treat from your nasal mucosa.
Sometimes they're slimy,
Sometimes they're firm,
Perhaps a bit chewy,
Or wet like a worm.
Whatever they're like,
They're always free,
When you eat a snack,
From the nose factory.
Person 1: What did you eat for lunch today?
Person 2: I wasn't very hungry, so I just ate a few nose snacks.
Person 1: You're disgusting.
Person 2: They're good for you!
by a cat in a pink hat May 7, 2018
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walrus nose

a nose of a person so big it looks like a walrus nose
shelden's nose looks like it has a tumar, it must be walrus nose
by ducksauce November 4, 2006
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