Nuts

The crunchy ball like shaved things u eat everyday. Some smell bad and are bigger than the others. They all taste different but has its own unique ability. Some can be punched, some can be grabbed, some can be crushed, some can be small and some can be big. Nuts grow from a variety of beings and not all of them are gud nuts.

deez nuts

by Dr. Memeology November 3, 2020

Jimmy nuts

The uncontrollable urge to constantly reposition your testacles.

That twitchy little bastard must have had jimmy nuts because he couldn't keep his hands out of his pants.

by Tonycoder June 29, 2011

Aqua nuts

A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.

My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!

by Johnny Long Arm January 8, 2012

my nuts are dragging

when a man is very tired and almost can't stand up/overworked/dead on your feet...

"after a 14 hour day my nuts are dragging"

by Baron Von-Beer Breath June 3, 2017

Fucking nuts

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy

Roger is fucking nuts

by Medusabitch February 9, 2018

Aw Nuts Burger

A burger that comes with peanut butter

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Aw Nuts Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Nigger nuts

The testicals of a black male/female

Caleb: Mmmmm nigger nuts
Reagan: let go of my nuts Caleb

by YourlocalJoe December 14, 2019