"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smokemug. by kelly kelly December 22, 2020
Get the Eloise Murphymug. the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"
in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023
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by Stinkdicknigga December 30, 2024
Get the stink dick murphymug. "Ye right just had to do it, and we had to give ya the Cillian Murphy to get ye out of our damn country."
by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023
Get the The Cillian Murphymug. 
When a girl sucks your dick and you come it. She gets up and kisses you right after but spits the cum back into your mouth and you shallow it.
by Mmmmdueivf March 16, 2024
Get the The Murphymug.