mondance

a sad slow dance done carried out on a monday half hung over after a weekend of booze when you realise there is lots to be done at work.

Oh shit I have lots to do and its monday, perhaps a quick mondance will take my mind off things

by JGreen January 27, 2006

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Montana rules

Basically anything aly says
Is a rule
Like georgia rules...only better.

Cory: I want a car..

Aly: Montana rules...you have to have a truck in order to live in montana.

by alybaby6148 October 16, 2008

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monorant

talking to yourself in a long rant with no one listening

In a chat room, I monorant:

Me: So, dude, I was talking to her and she asked me what I thought about her hair. WTH, you can never win by answering that question. Since I have discovered some wisdom, I have learned to say "whatever style you currently are wearing, baby." That never works either. She gets mad and tells me I don't love her anymore. She actually started to tear up a little. So, I had to take a different direction and tell her that she looked hot (even though I really liked her hair longer). Isn't that just like a chick dude? Bro? Bro, you there?

by Silver Fox Chad November 12, 2010

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montanaz

A person who seems like a moody bitch but actually is really fabulous and superior compared to others.

Damn that's a Montanaz
I wish I was a Montanaz

Montanaz tho!

by ITSSHANNONbundi January 7, 2017

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montana front butt

The fat that hangs out and forms a giant camel toe starting at the belly button and hanging as low as it can go. Also known as a FUPA (fat, upper, pussy area). Basically this is an extra ass located on the front side of rather large woman.

DAMN!! That bitch has got some Montana front butt that you could fall into and die.

by Benn'official April 17, 2017

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