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dead monke

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Monke drip

Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch
by monke drip boi January 19, 2022
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monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter August 10, 2016
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Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D
"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"
by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022
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Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
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silly.em0.monke

means to be so incredible cringe that even hellen keller crys
hellen keller cried because of the persons absolute silly.em0.monke
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Monke

Monke is ancestor, Monke is love, Monke is life, Monke is everything hooman are not hooman are not hot, monke on other hand is hot VERY hot.
Go back i want to be Monke >:(
by MonkeMMMMMM November 17, 2021
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