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Jonah Mode

A state of mind in which an individual kills 30 homeless residents of Alabama and proceeds to empty their intestines. Then taking those remnants they build several assault rifles and hold the nearest government official for hostage (generally with no purpose). They commit three hours of intense sodomy and then kill what ever corpse remains. If by now they have slipped out of Jonah Mode they fucking kill them selves, if not they systematically plan racial and ethnic division within their nations to lead to mass genocides.
I almost went into Jonah Mode yesterday
by balls in my face x2 May 10, 2020
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Sewer Midget

person 1 “have you seen emery anywhere?”
person 2 “nah, I haven’t seen that bitchass sewer midget anywhere.”
by Emery hater 6969 April 23, 2021
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convertible mode

The act of pulling one's foreskin back from their penis.
Do ya'll put it in convertible mode when y'all piss?
Cindy finally let me sleep with her, needless to say I went convertible mode.

Hey just making sure, we going convertible mode for this?
Do ya'll put it in convertible mode when y'all piss?
by vietnamviking August 23, 2021
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gt mode

When you dont complete a task out and/or ignore a person out of laziness.
Person one: Yo hows you're work project going?

Person two: I'm going gt mode on it, can't be bothered to do it.
by Sofshant September 21, 2021
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Kael Mode

Kael mode is when a individuals brain cells deteriate after every word that has been said.

Kael mode is more effective when the persons name is Kael shearing
"Yo why are you acting so fucking dumb"

Kael - "Sorry man im just on that kael mode"
by Kael Mode April 15, 2022
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Tesla Model X

1) One fancy ass crossover SUV.

2) One giant ass flex.
Tom was having a mid-life crisis so he bought himself a Tesla Model X to show off to his friends and family
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Shrimp Mode

When you act as if a mantis shrimp has taken complete control of your body while you’re still conscious.
“Dude, if I ever go Shrimp Mode, hit me with the horse tranqs.”
by Enrique Lasagna December 17, 2022
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