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Mom Card

When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.
Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016
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mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.
Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.
by Old Barney July 18, 2017
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Mom Stank

The combination of sour milk, body odor and PPD.
"What's that smell?"
"Oh that's just Mary's mom stank."
by Commodore04 May 3, 2018
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Mom Story

A type of story with no real payoff or purpose. Typically takes the form of a personal anecdote.
Joey just spent five minutes describing his uneventful trip to the grocery store. As soon as he finished, I threw a "nice mom story" at him.
by big drip October 16, 2018
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Mom Effect

When you have a problem or lost something and ask someone else for help or to see and the problem is fixed or the lost item is found.
Of course when I ask you to help me find my shoes there right here, that’s the mom effect.
by kevnet May 20, 2021
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Mom Kink

As opposed to a mommy kink, in which someone derives sexual gratification from a woman who babies and dotes over them, with the recipient usually acting in a childlike way, a 'mom kink' is when someone derives sexual gratification from a more mature dynamic, perhaps similar to one between a mom and her teenage son/daughter. This kink is considered more casual, and is characterised by the feeling that it's more similar to a romantic and/or sexual connection between a real mother and son/daughter, as opposed to one between roleplayers who act unrealistically nurturing and childlike.
Candice: hey, did you hear about Howard?
Joe: yeah, he has a mom kink
Hugh: don't you mean a 'mommy kink'?
Joe: no...
by T. Fwing Productions January 13, 2022
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MOM I'M FAMOUS

the phrase that you see above is the literal incarnation of youtube comment editing
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