A boy that is seemingly dangerous and adventurous on the outside, but is sweet and gentle on the inside. If you are lucky enough to be with Michael, you will quickly realize that he outshines your own intellect. WARNING: He might go for your balls. if he does call this number...
346-5634! Make sure you never sing Jump on it with him near, he will HUMP random things!
346-5634! Make sure you never sing Jump on it with him near, he will HUMP random things!
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