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UW-Madison

A "public ivy league" school for douche bags, who think that admittance to this school automatically means they are the most brilliant people to walk the planet. Really the only admission standard is arrogance. If you have a near Kanye West arrogance level, welcome to UW-Madison!

Overly hyped with not much to back it up, there are better schools than this one; unless of course you are looking to develop a alcoholism. Then you are in the right place.

The campus is poorly laid out, with building scattered all over downtown Madison. The class sizes are ridiculous, and forget about having professors that actually give a damn. Madison itself is a very pretentious city. Filled with "arty" wannabe's and liberals. Really Madison, let's get over our fascination with State Street- which is just a bunch of overpriced stores and overpriced "ethnic" restaurants; and let's not forget the endless number of homeless people that line the streets. It's a hippies dream!
He goes to UW-Madison?

Yeah, he's a really douche bag.
by ThomThom22 February 16, 2009
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an ugly fat ginger bitch who fucks everyone shes very fat and also has madileg she has a saggy vagina. resembles a wizard sleeve and/or a clown car. park a truck in that mother fucker. tends to have a lot of freckles but cakes them with makeup that is tan even though shes as pale as a kkk hat and/or casper the ghost. too many pimples for even someone who works at mcdonalds.im not sure how she gets any guys because shes a grundle choe
yoh look at that piece of shit with saggy skin under her boob she must be a madison
by blnkt August 6, 2011
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One of prettiest people in the world but claims that she is natural. She constantly makes girls feel insecure and bad. Overall she is nice but lies about being natural. Her songs are pretty good tho.
Madison Beer is soo pretty I want to be like her.
Surgery is the way to be madison beer.
by kitkatlover101 May 28, 2020
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Can have many personalities in her life but she always stays by her friends no matter what and can always keep a boyfriend she always gets the cuter ones to like her once they take a glance at her they basically have a spell on them they shouldn’t let her go unless they don’t know anything about having a girlfriend she is one of the best people you will meet so if your her boyfriend or best friends or even friends keep it that way for as long as you can like in real life she had tried to keep her boyfriend David but he had left because of her mom
A life story of a girl named Madison
by Mads❤️ December 19, 2017
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Madison is a perfect girl! She usually has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes! She is very funny, kind, strong (inside and out), smart, shy at first, and absolutely stunning! She is very loyal! She tries not to ever hurt anyone's feelings! She will give up anything for people she cares about! Everyone loves Madison! Some girls might get jealous of her because she is just to perfect! She has lots of names she could go by! She normally has struggles in her first years of being a teen but will get through them! She is able to do anything she puts her mind to! If you have a Madison keep her she will bless you!
That girl over there is all around perfect, she must be a Madison!
by person38462 January 8, 2018
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Madison is a beautiful girl with yellow-green eyes and fine blonde hair. She is outgoing and funny and is always followed by a crowd of boys. She can be a little devil sometimes but you always forgive her in the end. She is amazing at basketball despite her small size. She is a fierce girl and I love her.
Wow Madison is really good at basketball.
by Anonymous55678939 January 18, 2018
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Madison is the name of a brown haired,brown eyed weirdo.Madison is weird but in the best way possible.She has the best sense of humour and is never embarrassed.She has pride in who she is and what she stands for.Madison will push you to do things you thought were impossible and will help you face your fears and conquer them.Madison has her opinion and isn’t afraid to tell you which is a great thing.She will support you and help you through your darkest times.Madison is someone you will want to be best friends with forever.Never doubt Madison and always trust her with your life like I do.I met a Madison in kindergarten and ever since we have been inseparable
Girl:Is that Madison

Madison’s bestie:Yes it is now back off and find your own she’s my bestie
by Spazzykiddo January 24, 2018
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