Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

Mash

A word that is a synonym of cool. Basically a be-all word used to describe something positive. This word is derived from mashed potatoes and the universal love everyone has for it.

Person A: "Do you like Pokemon?"

Person B: "Yeah, Pokemon super mash!"

by XingQiu is super mash May 25, 2023

Sausage and mash

An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.

"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."

by ghoulclubfan November 15, 2022

Mash

Shorter easier word for masturbation.
Mash the potatoes. Add gravy whenever you’re ready.

I had to go mash real quick

by chickfilasian June 21, 2022

Bone Mashing

Bone mashing is the act of using hard objects such as a rock or hammer to smash your jaw bones crushing them for them to heal stronger with the goal of achieving a sharper jawline. It is also commonly combined with mewing for the ultimate effect on a masculine face.

i was bone mashing with your mom last night

by Goon aster united March 19, 2024

[mash] a [brew]

get on a drink and cocaine session in bebington

"mash a brew!"(excl.)
"do you wanna mash a brew tonight?"
"eh-up lads,are we mashin'?"
"I saw the lads earlier,and they'd defo mashed one"

by bebington beaut. February 4, 2009

Mash hound

Someone who has a voracious and insatiable appetite for mashed potatoes and could easily devour 5kg of mashed maris pipers until they see everything in a creamy white hue

Quarter pounder with cheese and a side of mash for the mash hound

by JE SUIS DAVE R0VEY November 20, 2021