Majorly

1. adj. Very much, or intensly so

2. A LEGIT WORD (NOT SLANG, as opposed to legit), THOUGH A REAL DICTIONARY WOULD LIKE TO DISAGREE

1. Wow. That concert last night was majorly cool. I loved the pyro!

2. Avery: "I just found out that majorly isn't a real word"

Taylor: "WHAT"

Avery: "I KNOW. IT'S 'SLANG'. WHAT THE HELL"

by screw you, webster July 18, 2009

Majora's mask

Eating out a girl with large outer labias, roast beef curtains, an outie vagina.

Friend: yo do you remember how good majora's mask was
Me: *remembering last night's activities* yeah best game EVER

by American Heretic June 18, 2019

English Major

An English Major is a university student or any literate person who engages in close extensive reading. With their "expertise" in literature, they seem to think that they are experts of language and like to critisize other people's usage of the English language.

Can be applied to any one who judges word usage without at least a master's degree in Linguistics.

So the other day I was like totes and this total English Major was like "Totes? I see... A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day."

And I was like yeah umm I gotta go do an analysis in the acoustic phonetics lab. And the English Major was all like acoustic phonetta what?

by 1VicAsh1 March 30, 2011

major ballz

really really really really really really really really really really really really big ballz

"Wow those are some big ballz"
"They aren't just big ballz, they are major ballz"

by i am cookie dough February 12, 2009

Major Creep Ass

Someone who says creepy things all the time, but delivers it in a professional manor. "I cant wait to inseminate you with my glorious seed". "You make my penis erect"

That John Ingersoll kid is a Major Creep Ass

by yourmomsmom4 December 4, 2011

Manjote

A Weird Indian man who usually acts like a f-boi and never gets girls.

Girl:("OMG is that Manjote he's so thirsty and has no friends")
Manjote:("Hey girllll.. Wanna smash")
Girl:("Get away from me no one likes you")

by Viscocity February 27, 2017

major_matt

A skirt wearing guy who is gigling like a little sckool girl.

Hey , major_matt, Shut up

by Anonymous August 26, 2003