The permanent fade marks on the side of your hair after you get a mullet. An inescapable mullet that you can no longer change and you can only get variations of the mullet for the rest of your life.
Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
by sentiii January 30, 2025
Get the Mullet Scarsmug. A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
Get the Mullet hatmug. (Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
by The linisher January 2, 2017
Get the Land Mulletmug. how was she last night bro?'
'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'
'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'
'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'
'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'
'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'
'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'
by Skeet boy September 3, 2022
Get the Mulletmug. When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front
"Its business up front, party in the back"
"Its business up front, party in the back"
by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014
Get the Food mulletmug. Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
Get the Mullet Wankermug. A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?
OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017
Get the chunky mulletmug.