fire mullet

A "Fire Spinner's Mullet."
Or a Mullet otherwise attained by performing activities resulting in the combustion of your hair, leading to a Mullet.

I had a Fire Mullet, and then shaved my head.

by BigFireOwl December 17, 2013

Mullet

A Mullet is a certain type of hair cut that is strongly fashionable among both males and females all around the world. A Mullet is when you have a very shortly trimmed cut on top of your head (no fringe, usually below 3cm long) and a significantly long patch of hair on the back (usually down to the collar bone, but lots of people have shorter) side of your head. usually the sides will also be cut below 1.5cm long to enhance the look but this is not necessary to achieve a Mullet.

Mate, that's a great Mullet!

by Mark Fisher - Urban Dictionary September 16, 2020

Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).

Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.

by Manney November 22, 2023

Lady Mullet

When a woman shaves her vagina but doesn’t shave her butthole and it looks like a jungle.

I was eating this woman out and she had dingleberries in her lady mullet.

by DeezNutsWithAMicroPenis March 22, 2023

Mullet Scars

The permanent fade marks on the side of your hair after you get a mullet. An inescapable mullet that you can no longer change and you can only get variations of the mullet for the rest of your life.

Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life

by sentiii January 30, 2025

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011