"MILF-O-Mania is running wild!!!"
by Krashito September 14, 2016
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A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom.
Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even
been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.
A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom.
Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even
been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.
by OddDoctorMD August 9, 2019
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this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*
bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment
by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021
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Get the Keebler Milf mug.Boy 1: Dude did you have sex with Joey's mom??
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night
by imalejandro December 25, 2010
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"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.
by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014
Get the 2% Milf mug.that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
Kid1: Yo whats up David!
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021
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