london

A person that fucked ur mum

Someone:my mum cant sit down
London:I wonder why

by anonymous November 19, 2020

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London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

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london spitfire

a group of good boys. naisu♡

‘london spitfire are the best owl team’

by cal.b October 21, 2018

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London

A spoiled rich kid, who trys to be funny.
Is usually fat and blonde.

Kid 1-"hey is that London?"
Kid 2-"You mean the fat, white kid"
Kid 1-"Yeah"

by Tyrone.. June 5, 2018

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London Marie

London capital of England, Marie the universal middle name for a woman. London Marie is a strong woman, but is very sensitive.

If you ever upset London Marie she will forgive you almost every time, but if it’s her family she will never forgive her and you will end up on her bad side.

She is friendly and often shy. Once you get to know her good luck she’s will reveal her crazy side.

London Marie is a crazy adorable person
Be careful went teasing London Marie, you don’t want to get on her bad side.
London isn’t from “London”

by London Marie November 22, 2021

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