bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard
by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021
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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 02, 2022
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Scrounge lizard

A person who loves to look and dig around in old houses and resale shops and sometimes trash looking for more junk for their collection.
We need to clean out the garage Tonya let’s get ahold of the scrounge lizards to see if they want this stuff.
by Drumdog74 June 05, 2022
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Crag Lizard

Ah look at that Crag Lizard!
by tavg123 December 07, 2023
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Chasing the lizard

When a lot lizard, performs oral so well you're chasing the BJ forever after
Man that lot lizard, blew me so good, I've been chasing the lizard since.
by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022
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Mr lizard

The youtuber you can't fucking upload on time and he's a lazy piece of shit
That youtuber is a Mr lizard
by The truth man69 December 12, 2018
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