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Lizard Juice

A alcoholic beverage, one part medium to top shelf vodka, 3 parts energy drink. Preferably Redbull. Commonly drank by drunken bicyclists in the southeast region of Iowa. Sometimes served with a splash of cranberry juice. This variation is Called a Solid.
Holy shit, it's day 3 of Ragbrai and I've only had 4hrs of sleep. Better start the day with a lizard juice.
by Greinerdumptruckster July 17, 2021
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Lizard Bread

He's A Lizard, Sneaky, Crawly, And Bread Like? This lizard foe is unlike one of the coolest lizards out there.
All it takes is Two Things, Bread, Lizards, and thus is born the god and lizard itself, Lizard Bread.
by MrCast July 23, 2021
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bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard
by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021
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history lizard

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
by Smaughlin August 28, 2021
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Slime lizard

A woman who only consumes your jizz
by Penisiisi September 3, 2021
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lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.
by ringleader March 17, 2012
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Lung Lizard

Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.

WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!
by Feudalkaos May 22, 2012
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