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Ligma

A bastardized version of "lick my", so that someone would make a "Steve Jobs died of ligma/ligma balls" joke.
Guy 1: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma...
Guy 2: YOU MEAN "LICK YOUR BALLS"?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: AW SHIT!!!! YOU FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022
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This is when you lick an animal's balls so fast that they start to sagg so much they fall off and the owners grow a new pair before u can say cott'in eye joe.
by deez seggy nuts April 12, 2022
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A fake disease used as a joke. Ex: “Hey did you hear? Steve Jobs died of Ligma.”
“What’s ligma?”
Ligma balls.”

This is from the same line as the “Who’s Joe?” and “What’s Sugoma?” jokes.
Hey, you got ligma.”
What’s ligma?”
Ligma balls.”
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What is "ligma"
by Susdomesticus April 18, 2022
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A very rare medical condition, very fatal. The only known case was with world famous entrepreneur, Steve Jobs.
Him: Hey did you hear Steve Jobs died of Ligma?
Her: who the hell is Steve Jobs
Him: Ligma Balls
by Lee, Jodie April 18, 2022
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Ligma balls disease, more commonly referred as LIGMA, is a very rare disease that can be life wreaking, put you on life support for the next two decades and kill you.
Steve Jobs died of LIGMA. In 2069 there will be a cure to ligma. In 2069 we will be releasing a cure to ligma balls disease. The way to do it is for the doctors to bang your mom! HA! GOTTEM!” *dies of ligma*

- an anonymous person who goes by the name of P.H
by Empress Kristi April 18, 2022
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ligama balls
yall know whos ligma?
by XDRAWRLOL April 19, 2022
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