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cock jockey

a cock jockey is what gay or gays are
by Nb2009 January 31, 2009
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pen jockey

the dj of the pen; one with mad writing skills, particularly of remix stories
Katie was writing an awesome remix story, and declared herself a pen jockey.
by theofficialPJ March 16, 2010
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Status Jockey

one of your friends on facebook who seems to like (and ride) every single status you post to your wall regardless of what the update is about.
"Did you see Damian's facebook wall? Mary has liked 9 out of his last 10 update posts. She's a total Status Jockey".
by bkny22 September 8, 2011
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Nob Jockey

A man who rides another mans penis
Indy is such a nob jockey. He just loves Bens nob up hes bum.
by indyben October 11, 2013
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Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.
My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.
by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011
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nerd jockey

1.The describing of someone who is known to society as a nerd,geek,etc.
2.The act of being a nerd that it comes to a point as if you are almost jocking its known characteristics,in other words,being a nerd to its fullest
Mary is sucha fucking nerd jockey! shes always got her head in the books!
by Talia Donaldson October 16, 2008
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Knob Jockey

Someone who talks, behaves or acts in a consistently annoying, offensive or abusive way. Someone who is significantly worse then a knob.
"Wow, that customer just spat at me!"
"Shit...what a knob jockey!"
by atlasman831 October 21, 2009
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