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jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.
by Quenetteo October 4, 2005
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jessica alba

An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.
Have you seen Jessica Alba's new movie? Her performance was like watching a train wreck.
by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007
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jessica duncan

jessica duncan is a beautiful person inside and out, she is so trust worthy in every way, she is the kind of girl that once she is in your life, everything has changed and all for the good you wont be able to see your life without her beautiful face in it. she is very independent and shy at times but once you get to know her she is a tottaly differnt person.she is so kind to others and over all probably the best person you will ever meet, her bestfriend is the most luckiest girl in the world cause she has jessica duncan as her bestfriend and if she is smart she will except jessica in everyway possible..because jessica is worth it(:
that jessica duncan girl i heard shes a keeper.
by the girl with sunflower eyes August 22, 2011
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jessica simpson

a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.
Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?
by reese November 25, 2004
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jessica simpson

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.
by anonymous March 3, 2005
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jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!
by Piranha April 1, 2005
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