by YakisobaRage May 2, 2020

"Can you hear me now?"
"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"
"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"
by MC_Escher January 25, 2024

Raphael Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Raphael Robles "'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
Raphael Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Raphael Robles "'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

by Nachodee December 31, 2023

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

usually when a person is eating, someone says something that makes you feel full.
often times this can usually mean that you’re upset, grossed out or mad at someone because of what they said
often times this can usually mean that you’re upset, grossed out or mad at someone because of what they said
person 1: *eats*
person 2: “you look like a pig, stop stuffing your face.”
person 1: “you made me full since you said such a comment like that.”
person 2: “you look like a pig, stop stuffing your face.”
person 1: “you made me full since you said such a comment like that.”
by wowbella March 9, 2022
