Skill issue

Used to describe something bad that happens to a person whether or not it actually required skill.

Person 1: My card just got stolen and they wasted $2000 of my money!

Person 2: Sounds like a skill issue.

by Kriskit March 28, 2024

Grandmommy Issues

Basically the same thing as mommy or daddy issues but with one(or more) of your grandmas. Often you feel disregarded or uncared for by them or they have caused some sort of other trauma(s)

Jimothy: Dude I think i have Grandmommy issues?

Robert: What makes you say that?
Jimothy: My grandma doesn’t seem to truly love me. I don’t think she has ever said anything nice to me but says it’s “because she cares”.

by ali412was March 31, 2024

Mommy issues

Someone who seeks approval from a motherly figure, older woman, hot milf, or strong woman/and/or/ are attracted to older women because their fucking mom is a piece of shit

I love milfs! : I have huge mommy issues
;P

by Themostsmartpersonever April 6, 2024

Anger Issues

For someone who can't control their anger, no long explanation.

"That guy over there has anger issues, try not to make him mad."
"I have anger issues, sorry."

by weirdwordguy May 7, 2024

skill issue

When lucas throws the cod easter egg after saying “it’s an easy boss”

Fuck sake lucas skill issue again

by LumpOLard May 26, 2024

skill issue

When lucas throws the cod easter egg after saying “it’s an easy boss”

Fuck sake lucas skill issue again

by LumpOLard May 26, 2024

skill issue

when something (usually a simple task) goes extremely wrong. it is used as an insult to tell someone they've done badly.
if you fail at something you can normally do or others around you can do with ease

1: did you see that guy fall over when he was meeting the president
2: yeah, such a skill issue

by No1CheeseBall June 16, 2024