gutter pizza

Imagine opening the pizza box to find a chaotic scene: the once perfectly round pizza is now a mess, all squished to one side, as if it had a run-in with a wild gust of wind. Toppings cling desperately to the edges, cheese cascading over the lip of the crust like a cheesy waterfall, while sauce streaks across the cardboard like a colorful abstract painting.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.

Bloody rizza delivered a few gutter pizzas after he stacked outside the pizza shop

by Str8rippinpro April 24, 2024

Nutter Gutter

Revised
In order to nutter into one's gutter, you must first clutch your significant other's head, and slam the base of your penis into their esophagus, during first sign of ejaculatory eruption.
Synonyms: Head-Bang,

Hey, babe! I'll do the dishes tonight if I can do the nutter gutter!

by Billy A. Maze February 27, 2020

Gutter Rose

A hot 20 something drunk girl passed out in the gutter outside of the club.

Hey , Look at that Gutter Rose over there... I think she pissed herself.. HAHAHA

by Dr. Pee Pee August 14, 2016

Gutter Slut

A girl of guy that lets all the nasty shit from people into their body, like a gutter

That girl last night was such a gutter slut. She had so many STDs

by Noah Gould January 6, 2019

Doing Gutter Things

v. When you're Doing Gutter Things it usually implies you're out in the streets, causing a ruckus. Now, this could mean illegal activity--like selling drugs--or doing them. It could also mean something harmlessly idiotic, such as twerking in a parking lot. Totally un-called-for. Basically, it's "trashy" foolish, irresponsible, or frivolous behavior--that ought to be washed down the gutter--but it is instead--what you're up to with your best friend. Also, just for clarity, you cannot be Doing Gutter Things in places where there are in fact no gutters. You can't do gutter things while camping in the wilderness, for example. Doing Gutter Things takes place in the Urban World, or even worse, the Suburban World. Yeah, for sure, soccer moms can be out Doing Gutter Things. If you're particularly shameless about Doing Gutter Things you might get famous... or become a rap artist.

Local menaces DJ Boy Warrior and Mickie Southpaw both got permission from their bosses to leave work early to go vote in person, but then they decided to instead spend the rest of the day Doing Gutter Things

by mickie_southpaw August 5, 2020

Gutter machine

Worse than a gutter slut, fat, sloppy skank that will let you fuck her in the gutter while she eats a hot dogs

That whore fucked 30 guys last night and finished a pack of hotdogs in an hour,! Damn That bitch is a gutter Machine!

by Marie$ November 25, 2023

Gutter Material

Adjective
1) of or relating to being consistently trashy in attire, vernacular, and body language.

See trashy defined for English-language learners.

2) of or relating to being inconsistent with popular perception.

3) careless of one's present circumstances

4) relating to hygiene of the subject

5) to be filthy like a street or rain gutter

Synonyms:

a) Tasteless
b) Vulgar in nature
c) Undesirable
d) Attention Seeking

a) Guy: Ever since Hayley Williams of Paramore started going out with Chad Gilbert after the release of Bran New Eyes, she's been gutter material!

Girl: OMG! That is so true. lolz
b) Guy 1: What's her name I want to ask her out?

Guy 2: No dude she's gutter material

Guy 1: On the second thought. Forget what I just said.
c) Girl: If you say that again I will be so pissed.

Guy: Say what?

Girl: You are so gutter material.

by itstayloryall June 27, 2013