Chos before hoes

Prioritizing chores over fraternizing with women

We have to get this done call her later come on chos before hoes

by Thewestsiderprovider August 15, 2025

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

Ive played these games before

Home say young: Omg im so scared!! what will the next game be???? i dont wanna die 😰😰😰😰
Gi hun: heh... ummm i've actually played these games before (with rizz)
Home say young: Omg guys he played these games before 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Person 1: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!
Person 2: GETOU-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by monkeyfucker0285 January 6, 2025

Day before halloween eve

This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement

I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve

by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022

Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

Stand down or you will be slapped.

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

by Vatu April 1, 2021

I've played these games before

Player 456 Saying "I've played these games before

Wait, I've played these games before

by pm6 January 5, 2025

Bros before Knows

When the boss comes in and replaces experienced, knowledgeable people with his friends.

I got excellent annual reviews, it was just Bros before Knows...

by Guy in the Know May 12, 2025